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jordanlambright
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Jordan Lambright
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Events Jordan fears the most. I am afraid of foggy days. I fear that driving in the fog one day ill come to a tall Guantanamo style fence. And on the other side of the fence will be zombies hungry for white machinist flesh. If I escape the zombie regime and their radical zombie agenda, I fear also the possibility that no one will will truly take my experience into consideration and dismiss every one of my words as irrelevant to reality. I fear the end of the world. Not so much the formality in the vision that four soul shattering horseman storm across the sky in a blitzkrieg manner, These salesmen of mortality getting invitations to the livingrooms of people, Unaware that they are getting demonstrations of their product privately. I fear most that we are walking slightly ahead of the slow moving wake. I fear that this uneasy feeling I get when looking at the sky will refuse to leave the back of my mind. Premonitions of fire and light falling to the earth from above scare me. I fear the importer of Red Stripe beer will lose interest in American sales. I fear that one day people will find out i like John Legend more than Pearl Jam. I fear that one day it will turn out that evolution is failing as a business model and I actually have a soul. I fear that there is no such thing as time, that time is only a way of measuring an arrangement of atoms. I fear that reality is only in the state of the mind. That alcohol and narcotics only temporarily swing you into another reality. Death being the toll to the train taking you to the next perception of what is is. I fear loss. I fear that my daughters will grow up without me. I fear that working 12-14 hours a day i will miss out on my youth. I fear that Tim Lambes isn't really a red monkey. I fear septic tank failure and leach field saturation. I dont fear clowns, i fear their small hands and vast baloon manipulation skills. I fear that Ronnie James Dio wouldn't like me as a person. I fear geometric tolerances and my inability to hold them. last but not least I fear the Swartzchild Radius.
i love you with all my heart! you gave me our beautiful daughter and i hope we can love each other and stay with one another for an enternity and forever more.
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love ya!--Victoria--
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MUAH.......MUAH......MUAH!!!!!!
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love ya!--Victoria--
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love ya!--Victoria--
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I torture first, then you talk. It's better that way.
Rush a torture; Ruin a torture.
Icon By; Angelishi
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I torture first, then you talk. It's better that way.
Rush a torture; Ruin a torture.
Icon By; Angelishi
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